February 2012
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powderpastthegenitals:
Oh my God — I’ve seen this movie a hundred times and never got this joke. I’m an idiot.
Great movie.
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synopsis of my feelings re: chris brown
carmenrios:
+ wow is this a chris brown song, this sucks + why is chris brown still relevant + didn’t chris brown punch rihanna in the face like two years ago? + wow is rihanna on this track with chris brown? the idea of her having to credit him ever again sucks, why is this happening? + wait so chris brown still has a career? + fuck everything
Hey guys and gals, remember that time Chris...
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Uh
fleurleaf:
oh
Nick’s Body Is A Cage
Santorum blasts Obama during Cumming rally →
justspeakeasy:
This is a real headline. The world is a beautiful place.
I’m sorry, guys, but if Rick is the nominee… We need to have a president with a “google problem”. It’ll be like W.’s “miserable failure” google bomb to the billionth degree. Searching for the leader on the free world would turn up “frothy mix” ahead of the White...
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No.
– Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.” (via mamaatheist)
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Fox News ' Xenophobic "Border Expert" Caught in... →
firthofforth:
leftist-linguaphile:
talk about ironic.
Story of the day.
What the hell kind of pillow talk is “If you tell anyone about us, I’ll have you deported”? Romance is dead!
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My rule is no more than three texts in a row without a reply. After three text messages, the ball is firmly in their court. Texter #2 is clearly unable or unwilling to respond for the time being.
So it’s frustrating when I send a text, and soon after send another one trying to make plans. Suddenly I’ve got one text left to someone who has a habit of taking days to respond. I...
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fleurleaf:
A TUMBLR FOLLOWER MAILED ME A PIZZA.
HAPPIEST VDAY EVER TO ME
It’s a fact: give your address to strangers on the internet and they will mail you a pizza.
adastraapparatus asked: How do we keep having all these dumb things in common?
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If she's not sighin', she's cryin'
Just a minute ago it was a little of both.
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