imperialbedrooms: You know what’s gonna be painful? When my mother remarries your father and I’m your new sister and Dad likes me best. And then we send you away to an all-girls boarding school where you find true love. And on visiting day, I come up and steal your new girlfriend. The following spring, we marry in a civil ceremony which you are forced to cater. And everyone hates your catering. And you get a bad review on Yelp, which pretty much sinks your organic lesbian catering venture.   I loved how emotionlessly she delivered this… and everything else she says.
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You know what’s gonna be painful? When my mother remarries your father and I’m your new sister and Dad likes me best. And then we send you away to an all-girls boarding school where you find true love. And on visiting day, I come up and steal your new girlfriend. The following spring, we marry in a civil ceremony which you are forced to cater. And everyone hates your catering. And you get a bad review on Yelp, which pretty much sinks your organic lesbian catering venture.  

I loved how emotionlessly she delivered this… and everything else she says.

(via khaleezy)

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